"In the early hours of Friday the 14th, the Justice League called on the house of Yamanouchi director, Roderick Rymer in Hampshire. The two cars foolishly left parked in the drive way were written off, with the help of two tins of paint stripper, and a knife to slash the tyres with.
For too long we have sat around the debating table, whilst in the background the sicko's at HLS and others like them have tortured and murdered our non-human brothers and sisters. This must not continue. There shall be no compromise in defence of the animal nations.
We are watching you Rodney, it was a wise move to hide your replacement cars in the garage, but we will be back and if the cars aren't there we will have to destroy something else."