"On Thursday 13th November we decided to pay a visit to Shamley Green, Hampshire, the home town of Yamanouchi Director Dudley Ferguson. The whole village was covered in slogans such as "Murderer in Your Village".
Up until now Mr. Ferguson has got away very lightly. Clearly a bit of spray paint has not convinced him, so now we must increase the stakes.
Professor O'Grady of Daiichi recently received a bomb hoax, next time it may not be a dud.
We are sure that Dudley's neighbours will join us when we say, "Get the hell outta HLS, or get the hell outta Shamley Green!".