Received anonymously by aboveground activists in the US:

"Don't forget about Michaelson!

We heard that HLS CEO, Andrew Baker got a visit by the ALF last week, so we decided that we didn't want HLS CFO Richard Michaelson to feel left out. So on the early morning hours of November 13, we located Dick Michaelson's blue (well not anymore) BMW. Thanks to his security lights we were able to see what we were doing, and were able to pour paint stripper all over.

HLS,how do you like your cars?--torched, paint stipped, smashed, or flipped?"