anonymous communique:

"A flying visit to The Highwayman, near Kirby Lonsdale, led to the recently refitted establishment (at a cost of £1 million) receiving a further redecoration. The expensive windows were also given some extra maintenance, courtesy of the ALF.

The restaurants that cook the flesh of Boar for their depraved customers will not be overlooked. Your expensive taste comes at too high a price.

End all trade in Boar!