received the following anonymous report:

“On Thursday evening 10th July Mr Sakashita of Sumitomo Finance had his car paintstrippered and the front of his house used as a message board to tell his neighbours what he is. This is what we call the ALF Finance department. Finance this, puppy killer.

Must be Sumitomo’s lucky night. Next was Brian Quinn in St Albans. Director of Sumitomo Mitsui Banking. Again car paintstrippered and house tastefully decorated. A reminder that we won’t allow you to forget the misery you are responsible for. Til next time. ALF.”