Received anonymously by activists in the UK:

Whilst on a pleasant stroll round the streets of Newark, we found a pile of concrete blocks by the side of the road. Over the other side of the road there just happened to be the local Livestock Market (a modern day slave auction house) and so we did what all animal liberationists would do in that situation and used the blocks to take out 4 huge windows on the side of the building. What a smashing night it was!