"A small butchers in Kent had a much needed make-over last night courtesy of the ALF. This shop, selling such innocent animals as veal and kangaroo, had very dull shutters and plain glass windows. We felt we could do much better than that, and shiny silver spraypaint was used to liven up the shutters and a hammer and chisel was used to sex-up the window. I hope they like it. I have a feeling this won't be the last surprise make-over on this scummy shop.
This action is dedicated to Felix, one of the innocent victims of Oxford University."