anonymous report:

"Ahoy me mateys!
us scurvy dogs have been out on the high seas again, this time on the East coast.
There where many lobster and crab pots left in pieces of 8. the loss of many more dubloons will surely befall those who gather riches from such debauchery.
fishing nets found of the port bow where slashed as our swords glinted in the moonlight.
see you on the high seas!
EASTERN LOBSTER LIBERATION FRONT"