anonymous report:

"Recently we paid a visit to the sister of Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. The Mayor refuses to hire a new manager to stop the carnage of animals in our city of angels. Paint bottles were used to redcorate his sister's porch and driveway. We hope the red paint serves as a reminder to the blood on her family's hands. Be warned, next time we throw bottles, they'll be filled with gasoline.

ALF"