"We decided that this year we would spend our New Year's Eve with our mate Leslie Beale (State Street Director), at 20 Valley Road, Bromley.
Midnight struck, and so did we. As the champaign popped, the tyres on his cars did too. As 2003 faded away, the paint job on both his cars followed suit.
Here's a suggestion for your New Year's resolution Mr. Beale; get your scummy company to sever your ties with Yamanouchi. Keep this resolution, and then 2004 really will be a happy new year for you!"